Welcome to my salad bar. We start with fresh greens: some bold romaine, italic spinach, and the occasional arugula for kick. Don’t forget the inline croutons and that wilted lettuce.
House Special: The Markdown Mix
Every salad needs a base. Ours combines markdown syntax, inline elements, and just enough code blocks to hold it all together.
A well-dressed salad is a work of art.
— Chef Markup
The Dressings (Headings)
A proper salad needs structure. We layer our flavors from light to bold, building complexity with each level.
Vinaigrette (H3)
Light and acidic, sets the foundation.
Ranch (H4)
Creamy middle ground, adds body.
Blue Cheese (H5)
Bold finish, brings the punch. Let’s build flavor.
The Mix-ins
Now for the good stuff. Every salad needs variety—here are our specials and some competitor recipes worth stealing.
Chopped Veggies
- Carrots 🥕
- Cucumbers 🥒
- Sliced
- Diced
- Tomatoes 🍅
The Steps
- Wash ingredients
- Chop thoroughly
- Toss vigorously—watch for flying kale
Prep List
- Buy ingredients
- Wash hands
- Eat the thing
The Protein
Time for substance. First, a hearty Java chunk:
public class Salad {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Crunchy, and Crisp.");
}
}
Then a fresh slice of C++ to balance it out:
#include <iostream>
int main() {
std::cout << "mmm so Tender..." << std::endl;
return 0;
}
Nutrition Facts
| Ingredient | Crunch | Flavor |
|---|---|---|
| Lettuce | High | Low |
| Crouton | Extreme | High |
| Dressing | None | Max |
The secret ingredient? Love. And MSG, obviously1.
Salad Glossary
Markdown : The dressing that ties everything together
Syntax Highlighting : What makes your code chunks look chef’s kiss
Bon appétit. This salad is 100% rendered in markdown—consume within 24 hours of cloning.
Footnotes
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Mostly MSG. ↩